Top 10 Reasons to Become an Accountant

by HART (1-800-HART) on July 19, 2005 · 0 comments

in Jokes and Humour

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Top 10 Reasons to Become an Accountant:

10. Audits Happen
9. You’re too sincere to succeed in Marketing
8. You can take your “Stupid Accounting Tricks” with you when you change jobs
7. Pocket protectors are bound to come back in style
6. The sheer sex appeal of it all…
5. Business Administration Majors go to work for their parents
4. Norm Peterson makes a great roll model
3. You can color your conversations with exciting phrases like “alternative minimum tax” and “substantive tests of details.”
2. You have great pick-up lines for parties: “Hey baby, can I vouch your assets?”
1. You don’t have to go to law school to get a job

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