How To Save Money - Lease A Pitney Bowes Machine (RANT)
P.S. If at the end of this post, you are not sure whether or not I am mocking this service, or promoting this service .. please be it known that - YES! I am mocking this service!
Archive for the Jokes and Humour category
Have You Been Naughty or Nice? Well .. just in case .. Tell Santa what you REALLY want for Christmas this year!
No .. Seriously! AskSanta.ca
Now Children Everywhere Can Email Santa
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And, Not So Seriously … Gratuitous Christmas FWD’s in HART’s Email
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
‘Tis The Season …
PLEASE! Do not drink and drive. In fact, if you find it difficult to say any of the following words or phrases .. you might be drunk! So .. don’t do it! Don’t drive! Don’t Drive! Give the keys to a sober person!!
Take the test - if you are having problems saying any of the following words or phrases .. YOU ARE DRUNK
RCMP press release (GO BOMBERS GO)
News Releases - Communiqués
RCMP ‘D’ Division/GRC Division ‘D’:
For Immediate Distribution
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Suspicious Substance Found
Regina, SK
November 21, 2007
Evolution of Liberals and Conservatives
Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Simple Home Remedies
Sometimes … I just like lists .. even though they have been FWD’ed to you a gazillion times since the invention of Email …. however - with tips like #7 - this will keep on being FWD’ed around the world until Y3K
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water
down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
Well .. SURE .. I want an iPhone
Who Wouldn’t want something that does .. everything?
It doesn’t matter anyway .. us CANUCKS can’t get service for these phones anyway .. 
WHY I WAS FIRED
For the last departmental picnic, management decided that due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person. I was fired for ordering the cups.
101 Ways To Annoy Your Co-Worker
List found at: Bank Locater
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3. Put tape over the mouse optics
7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
70. Gradually turn down the volume on someone’s phone
101. Talk loudly with your earphones on when someone comes to talk to you
Although they were all quite funny and I had a good laugh this morning!
Funny Exam Frustrations
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