No, I will not fix your computer

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Tell Them How You Really Feel

There is nothing more frustrating on this earth than constantly being asked to help other people with their petty computer problems. Of course if your job description dictates that you have to fix other peoples computers, then there is nothing so frustrating as being forced to do so

“Hey Mark, I don’t have a modem and can’t connect to the Internet, can you fix this?”

“I removed some of the pins from my monitor cable because it didn’t seem to fit right, now it’s not working at all…can you fix my computer?”

Hey Sally, Can you fix my Internet, everytime I visit a website it says my host is unknown”

Ladies Celtic Dress

Introduced in the late 1400′s, this festive dress may still be seen in Europe today. The boned front lacing and the shoulder ties make it easy to fit and wear.

Wear it with our contrasting petticoat (included with dress) and Celtic Chemise (not included). Choose from either the cotton velveteen dress or the plaid dress (100% cotton), both with a cotton petticoat.

Machine wash, tumble dry cool.

Celtic Dress

Size Chart:
Man Shirts:
S(36″-38″), M(40″-42″), L(44″-46″), XL(46″-52″)

Coats/Vests:
S/M (52″ chest), L/XL (57″chest)
S(42″ chest), M(46″ chest), L(50″ chest), XL(54″ chest)
S(36-38), M(40-42), L(44-46), XL(48-50)

Ladies Dresses:
S/M (32″-38″), L/XL (40″-48″)
S(6-8), M(10-12), L(14-16), XL(18-20)

Swordswomen Shirts:
S(8-10), M(14-18)

Blouses:
S/M (32″-36″ bust), L/XL (38″-42″ bust)
S/M(6-12), L/XL(14-20)

SweatShirt: Boston Terrier #2

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Sweatshirt: Boston Terrier #2

Stay warm in this ultimate Boston Terrier sweatshirt. Perfect for those cool windy days, this comfy Boston Terrier shirt is constructed from heavyweight preshrunk cotton, providing natural softness and durability. The Boston Terrier sweatshirt design is printed on the front and measures approximately 10 x 11 inches. For more information on shirts, please click Help at the top of this page.

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Adult sweatshirts – unisex, based on men sizes:
S = 34-36
M = 38-40
L = 42-44
XL = 46-48
XXL = 50-52

Colors available
White
Ash (gray)
Natural (beige)

* Sweatshirts run generous in size.
* Sweatshirts only come in adult sizes.
* Youth sizes are only available in t-shirts.

T-Shirt: Hot Coffee – Gird Your Loins For Love (100% Cotton)

ThinkGeek T-Shirts

Too Hot For Some…

As any monkey will tell you, here at ThinkGeek we love delicious Hot Coffee. Sometimes we like it standing up, sometimes on our knees, and sometimes we just like to sit back and enjoy someone else serving us Hot Coffee. A lot of people like Hot Coffee, and a lot of people have been talking about it. Too many people have been talking though, and the goverment is taking away our Hot Coffee. They’re replacing it with Decaf. Decaf sucks.

Stand up, sit down, or get on your knees with us and morn the demise of Hot Coffee. If you don’t get it, you won’t get any. But if you do get it, you might still be able to get some. At least with a shirt.

Black t-shirt in heavyweight 100% cotton with “Hot Coffee, gird your loins for love.” printed on the front in white ink.